The Order of the Scientellers - Three Lethal Kids

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1 / 5

Which of these is the saddest fate for a kid’s brain?

1. An endless mountain of homework

2. Fancy science books of yawning facts

3. A senseless brain wedgie of fart jokes

4. All of the above

2 / 5

Your child’s teacher calls: Your child didn’t finish his daily 10,000-page assignment. What do you do?

1. You tell her that 10,000 pages every day is simply too much from a child

2. Strap him to the chair and yell until you lose your voice

3. Do the homework with your left hand to closer imitate your child's handwriting

4. Smile, wave and get back to your doom scroll

3 / 5

Fill the sentence: Kids should primarily...

1. Do math drills

2. Giggle all day at silly jokes

3. Read War and Peace before lunch

4. Learn through play

4 / 5

What's the easiest way to remember what an atom is?

1. The basic unit of a chemical element, with a nucleus made up of protons and neutrons and electrons circling around it

2. Who cares? Here's a joke about pooping my pants

3. Imagine the tiniest family dinner! In the middle are the parents, the Dads-Protons (who crack their dad jokes-positive) and the Moms-Neutrons (who try to keep things from falling apart), while around them whiz their Kids-Electrons (who playfully create a huge mess-negative)

4. If it's not on TikTok, I don't care

5 / 5

Which title would your kid most likely read?

1. The Most Factual Facts About Science

2. The Revenge of the Evil Proton

3. Ten Thousand Rules About Geopods

4. Mister Flatulence and his Underwear

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